... you notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
... someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
... you start kissing the portraits on the wall.
... you see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
... you have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
... you strike a match and light your nose.
... you take off your shoes and to go wading in the macaroni salad.
... you hear a duck quacking, and it's you.
... you complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
... you refill your glass from the fish bowl.